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Higher EducationHe was a fish out of water. Or so it seemed. Walking slightly haggardly along, clutching his green M&S plastic bag – the single, firm burst of colour against his greying hair, his grey-brown fake-leather coat and his grey-black trousers. Even his eyebrows lingered between black and white. He lifted it the bag slightly, as if he would shoulder it, the sudden burst of movement threatening his balance and making him undulate – ever so slightly – like Jessica Rabbit. This thought made him laugh out loud suddenly as he sloped along, heading to his room in a hall of residence.Higher Education
Hall of residence! Nobody called them that n
by ~KrazyJellyBean
Sleeping BeautySleeping Beauty Missah Sleepy Sweet,Sleeping Beauty
I spell your name like it was air Expelled from my lungs
In slumber; come fly In my dreamscape; come lie in my way- Out-of-reality –
The twitch of my
Pink lip fishes for you; my incomplete, Sweet, incoherence burbled
by ~KrazyJellyBean
Some Like It HotSome Like It HotSome Like It Hot
'Summer', you might not be, but I'll take you anyway -
the runaway madness
that I could well regret someday.
I perceive your deceitful play at nights when I slide
Between the sheets and feel
the shiver climbing up beneath my nightie –
The cold that runs fingers up my spine,
Seizes my nipples, kisses the nape
Of my neck so rudely –
Pulls every sense in my skin taut
And alert, waiting for the rich spill
Of golden warmth that never comes –
by ~KrazyJellyBean
Give, Tell MeGive, Tell Me Its not too late, tell me if youGive, Tell Me
have a thinning pate or are full of religious-style hate
It will be 28
months of union
soon and I must know whether or not that is your very first nose
Give me a clause quick; give me a tip to win this and come
out on top
Let me forget the Brazil-nut scent, the freckle-kissed skin, the warm log-fire eyes
Give me some fast-acting poison pill, some intoxicant to slow the Love that advances still.
by ~KrazyJellyBean
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Watch Your LanguageWatch Your Language!Watch Your Language
Stand-up comedy legend George Carlin was once the subject of a Supreme Court case over a monologue of his, entitled, "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television." It is the only time that a comedian's act was ever the centerpiece for a legal debate. (Carlin himself was not directly involved; the battle was between the Federal Communications Commission, which moderates the major entities of broadcasting such as radio and television, and the New York radio station WBAI, who played the routine completely uncensored.)
The reason Carlin's monologue was under such scrutiny was because of th
by ~Jaxles
Leave-R-BeLeave-R-Be!Leave-R-Be
Larry the Cable Guy has his own movie. I'll let that sink in for a moment.
That's right, Larry the Cable Guy (of all people) recently released his own movie--Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. In it, Larry becomes a health inspector who gets sent around to figure out why people keep getting sick at restaurants in town. It's a blockbuster of a premise, and Larry pulls out every acting trick in the book. (He pulls a stunner by wearing green flannel instead of his traditional red. You can hardly tell it's him.) However, nobody has informed me WHY Larry the Cabl
by ~Jaxles
The Pants RantThe Pants RantThe Pants Rant
Everybody wears pants. I know you might be thinking, "Why is he writing about pants, of all things?" Just work with me here.
Pants (short for "pantaloons") are something we use every single day of our lives, except for those days when we lie on our couch in pajamas with a giant bag of Cheetos and watch an entire concert video of some Norwegian Viking folk metal band, because we don't feel like doing anything productive that day. HHS has recently been cracking down on students who violate the school dress code, especially concerning the types of pants people wear.
by ~Jaxles
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